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today

today should be fun its so nice out but i have no idea whta im doing or who im hanging out with this girl might be coming home with me but idk if she can. and if not i gotta figure out where to skate and how to get there and who with cuz sage has work then class at scraft so he cant drive me or skate with me i cant go to the rec yet and i wont know if i can until june 1st bcuz thats when i go to the meeting with the rec ppl to see if i can go skate there again but im not to sure yet so i have no clue what im doing today hopefully jst chillin with some ladys or maybe go to the movies but im out

I like to talk on the phone with girls all night haha. Usually ill start talking at around 11:30 and i wont get off till around 3 or 4o sometimes ill stay up till its time to go to school. Unless im really tired ill just text untill like 12 then go to bed. I like talking on the phone at night because during the day it would just waste my time or take away from me doing something for the day instead of sittin at home on the phone. Id say that mostly i text cuz i can do that all the time in school outta school at home where ever I am and i could be skating get a text then stop read it send a quick one back and im back to doin what im doing. I also think that web cams are fun because you can see the person your talking to and you can know if theyre kidding or serious a lot easier then it is on a text message. I just dont know which one i like more because with texting you can do it where ever when ever its easy but with the web cam you can only do it at home or where ever theres a computer with a camera on it which isnt as conveniant as a text so im not to sure where to go with this arguement cuz i like them both so yeah heres my image

this could be one of the worlds bloodiest ufc fights ever!!!!!!

the new watch and hoodie just ordered em the other day it feels like i ordered them weeks ago i cant wait ima look so fresh lmao!!!!!!!!!

i hate snow its the worst invention

since

freakin

nazis

and i

dont like

nazis!!!!!

i love smell, i like the way all food smells. I could sit in a room and just smell food all day but only if i got to eat it too. Yea eat it, taste is a big one in my book. I really love fat people food but i dont get fat so its all good. But my favorite is feel. When i get the greatest feeling after landing a trick that ive been trying to do for a while then i finally just do it so clean. The feel of acomplishing something you wanted to land before you leave the skatepark and you do it as your last trick right when your rides there or the park closes. Im a really big fan of music I would have to say that my favorite artist is asher roth he does like hip hop and rap. Im actually listening to him right now its pretty motivating. The best things that bring joy to me is a beautiful day to chill and skate with my friends and some girls. I just realized how loud the song was im going to get in trouble. Ok I turned it down even tho its still kinda loud but whateves. so yeah music is like amazing and i love to touch the strings on my guitar, hit my drums. I love it, and taste is amazing like literally amazing. I will eat almost anything unless its like sea food or pork and really gross stuff. I really like the numb feeling i get when i go to the dentist from the laughing gas I get. It feels so good and I basically just fall asleep when i go. Now that I think about it I really wanna go back to the dentist. But its about that time for class to end so im outie like audie 5000. peace

pure joy

i love smell, i like the way all food smells. I could sit in a room and just smell food all day but only if i got to eat it too. Yea eat it, taste is a big one in my book. I really love fat people food but i dont get fat so its all good. But my favorite is feel. When i get the greatest feeling after landing a trick that ive been trying to do for a while then i finally just do it so clean. The feel of acomplishing something you wanted to land before you leave the skatepark and you do it as your last trick right when your rides there or the park closes. Im a really big fan of music I would have to say that my favorite artist is asher roth he does like hip hop and rap. Im actually listening to him right now its pretty motivating. The best things that bring joy to me is a beautiful day to chill and skate with my friends and some girls. I just realized how loud the song was im going to get in trouble. Ok I turned it down even tho its still kinda loud but whateves. So I think its about that time for me to hit the road. peace

cheese

justin looks like a pile of chicken chili cheese and french fries with mash potatos mixed in one gross lmao............................................anyways im freaking starving im in study skills got no homework so im bloggin bout nothingbut chicken and cheese and jalepeno peppers and anytype of food cuz im starving

Spring break was fun. I skateboarded with a lot of friends. I hung out with grace mostley. I also went to the livonia rec a lot, im not suppose to go there till im 18 but the people that work at the skate park like me and they just tell me when the manager is coming out and then ill just go hide and its all good. So if do say so i had a spring break well spent. Except for the first weekend because i was grounded because i got arrested because someone not saying any names found a pill and gave it to me and we were driving to kodys house with sage and kody and the cops pulled us over and they searched us and it turns out that the pill that the someone gave me was a vike and so the po po arrested me and then my mom and dad had to come get me and i was grounded untill monday and then from there on it was a pretty good break. And that just so happend to be the longest sentence ive ever written. So that looks to be around 300 words so im outta here peace

spring break soooooooo cool soo much fun yay(8) blah blah blah(11) im just going to hang out with like like like soo so so so so so many man many girlz girlz girlz(33)and i be skatin all day errydayyyyyyy yeah yea yea yea yea ya ya ya ya yay ya(51)easters so boring bc im like going to my aunts house and its gonna be lameeee but whateva spring break is different this year cuz usually i go to florida every year but this year im not so its weird. today my friend sage is picking me up after school and were goin to go to drake skatepark and hit up a bunch of spots with kody he just got this pretty cool new camera(127) and he bought steves fish eye so its pretty dope and kodys havin a bon fire tonight but i dont know if anyones actually gonna go so i dont know if its gonna be good er not(164) jesus thats only 164 and i need 300 this is rediculous wait do numbers count as words too like if i just went 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.(197) why does it have to be like 300 words thats so dumb.(210) it would not be that bad if it was not for the 300 words like 100 words would be so much eaisier and i could probly stay on the topic of spring break instead of complaining but this dumb 300 stuff(251) ughhh im only in 3rd hourrrr i wanna just peace and go skate ima start skatin in my emerica francis and see how they feel i think i might like em but if not i gotta bring my rynolds 3s just incase i dont like the francis's but whatever thats like more then 300 words so im out peace

easters boring

spring time is fun bc i like spring break to chill with the ladys and mack dem girlzzz this spring break ima skate and chill fa shoo and thats what im doing this spring break fa sho

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my deffenition for intuition is knowledge gained of something without the use of reasoning or the five basic senses. Throughout time, many of the great achievers have spoken of successful decisions they made based on hunches, insights, visions, and gut feelings.
like for example say u have a feeling it'll be a good day or a feeling it'll be a bad day.
my intuition says that itll be a good day.
my intuition says itll be a bad day.

dog cat mouse chickin penguins hot dogs corndogs fishy mermade mouse kitty cats rats whale duck duck oysters clams muscles chickin pig cow cat dog deer moose lions tigers pizza cheeseburgers french friess corn dogs and corndogs are all creatures of the sea they are cool just like corndogs im sooooooo hungary i want a corn dog whens lunch wwhya am i soo darn hungary i could eat a cow aka a cheeseburger with everying on it sounds deliciouse chick piscani what the eff is that i want someeeeeee fooooooooooooooooood fooooooooooooooood fooooooooooooood foooooooooooooooooood fooooooooooooooooood fooooooooooooooood foooooooooooooooooood fooooooooooooooooooood foooooooooooooooooooooood foooooooooooooooooooood fooooooooooood fooooooooooooood foooooooooooooooood fooooooooooooooood fooooooooooooooood foooooooooooooood fooooooooooooood fooooooooooooooood foooooooooooooooooooooood foooooooooooooood foooooooooood foooooooooooooooood foooooooooooooooood fooooooooooooooooood

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unraveling is like everything is falling apart in a way

it just seems like everything is unraveling






1.to separate or disentangle the threads of (a woven or knitted fabric, a rope, etc.).
2.
to free from complication or difficulty; make plain or clear; solve: to unravel a situation; to unravel a mystery.
3.
Informal. to take apart; undo; destroy (a plan, agreement, or arrangement).

its not that he stated it directlty its more his intuition




direct perception of truth, fact, etc., independent of any reasoning process; immediate apprehension.
2.
a fact, truth, etc., perceived in this way.
3.
a keen and quick insight.
4.
the quality or ability of having such direct perception or quick insight.
5.
Philosophy.
a.
an immediate cognition of an object not inferred or determined by a previous cognition of the same object.
b.
any object or truth so discerned.
c.
pure, untaught, noninferential knowledge.
6.
Linguistics. the ability of the native speaker to make linguistic judgments, as of the grammaticality, ambiguity, equivalence, or nonequivalence of sentences, deriving from the speaker's native-language competence.

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it.""Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you are really cute!"

Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: This is my father speaking!


Mother: How do you like your new teacher
?Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!


Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I don't feel wellFather: Where don't you feel well?Son: In school!

What would happen if you took the school bus home?The police would make you bring it back!


Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So what's so great about that?It's snowing outside!

A man calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.”
The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?”
“A month.“
“Why did you wait so long to report it?”
“Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to wear.”

Why did a dinosaur eat a chicken??Because it was crazy!


Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw?Cause they don't know how to cook....

ima real jokester

There were three dinosaurs stranded on a desert island. One day the first dinosaur found a bottle in the water and he pointed the bottle out to the other dinosaurs. The dinosaurs raced out and got the bottle. When the bottle was opened a genie come out. He gave them one wish each. The first dinosaur wished to be in his homeland and clap, he was gone. The second dinosaur wished the same as the first dinosaur and clap, he was gone too. And the third dinosaur said,"Gee, it's going to be lonely here without them. I wish they were back!"

Alex plays beach volleyball. He says he’s going to go professional. They told him there’s a good shot with beach volleyball. Alex went professional. He is rich now. They say that he’s the best. He lost all his money. He went bankrupt. Then Alex robbed a bank. He’s on the run. Cops found him. He’s in jail.

ihatethiskid

hes so annoying and hes like im cool im gonna beat you up but im all like hey no you aint you nerd but blah blah blah. im so mad the blackberry storm is a touch screen and my black berry isnt boo hoo hooo. bicycle bicycle bicycle i want to ride my bicycal i want to ride my bicycle. so totally went up north to cadillac to ride my snowmobiles and my brother was riding after mah daddy told him to be very careful on how he rides cuz they flip easy and so were riding and then my broski goes on this trail thing and it look like a down ramp but it was just a 2 or 3 foot drop and he goes up and he realizes that its a drop so he trys to turn and stop but it kept going very slowly and it went off but the left skii went off first so he flipped over and it was very very funny and i lauphed and it was hilarious